There are over 6,500 homemade Mr. Bill tapes on YouTube, but this one is by far the worst. And it might be the worst thing on the internet.
The saddest thing on the internet.
by Biscuit Justice
Tags: fireworks, mr. bill, sad, sodomy, the worst
Just the… tracks :: July 22th
by Biscuit Justice
Tags: Animal Collective, Black Kids, bobby digital, Goldfrapp, M83, MGMT, Nordpolen
No unnecessary or quirky track by track description to be found here. Just enjoy the music.
Bobby Digital (RZA) - Good Night
Nordpolen - Skimret
Black Kids - I’m making eyes at you
Black Kids - I’m not going to teach your boyfriend how to dance with you (Twelves Remix)
Goldfrapp - Caravan Girl (Animal Collective Remix)
MGMT - Indie Rokers
The Who - Baba O’Riely (SebastiAn Remix)
M83 - Kim & Jessie (Montag Remix)
Get these tracks. Now.
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Jul212008Let’s try this again:: You need to listen to Alberta Cross.
by Biscuit Justice
Tags: Alberta Cross, Listen to this, Lucy Rider
I read about Alberta Cross in early 2007, but failed to keep them on my radar. Huge mistake. Anyway, I saw them last week open for Long Winters at the Independent and I must say they were the highlight of the evening. It was a fantastic bill, but I just really dug Alberta Cross. This may not be all that accurate of a description, but AC is what the Black Crows would sound like if the Black Crows were any good.
A simple blog search will result in several posts and comments all saying the same thing: Why isn’t this band more popular? My thoughts exactly.
Check a few tracks on their myspace page and the ones below:
Alberta Cross - I’ve Known for Long (acoustic)
Alberta Cross - Ramblin’ Home
Also, go buy their EP on iTunes.
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Jul212008A-hole Mario Stages.
by Biscuit Justice
Tags: a-hole, hack, impossible, Super Mario
“Watch an evil genius of a level designer subject his friend with godly [Super Mario] skills” with this Super Mario World hack.
Being one who got all 96(star) levels completed in Super Mario as a kid, I take a liking to these videos. I think “Tubular” was the worst level for me in the Star world. I would have never been able to complete any of these levels. ever.
A-hole level 1:
level 2 | level 3 | level 4 | level 5 | level 6 | level 7 | level 8 | level 9 | level 10 | level 11 | level 12 | Final
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Jul172008TotallyLooksLike - from the people who brought you icanhascheezburger
by Biscuit Justice
Tags: TotallyLooksLike.com

Yup. That’s pretty much the gist of the site. Who is your doppelgänger?
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Jul162008Certified Crazy :: Grace Jones has returned.
by Biscuit Justice
Tags: Grace Jones, GraceJonesTV, Pee Wee, Pull Up To The Bumper
After watching Grace Jones’ new video from her forthcoming album Hurricane, I’m pretty sure that I would fail a Rorschach inkblot test and would be considered crazy. Grace Jones will always be the first thing that comes to my mind now. I don’t really like this new song very much, but I am pretty stoked about subscribing to the “GraceJonesTV” feed on youtube. I can only imagine the gems to come, but for now lets revisit some Grace Jones classics.
Pull Up To The Bumper (Awesome at 2:24)
Grace Jones for Honda Scooters
Whoa there! So, I’ve been thinking about scooters lately and it was down to a Honda or the Vespa S. I can’t go with a Honda now - my ear tingles just thinking about them!
And at last… Grace Jones performs Little Drummer Boy on the Pee Wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special. (I don’t think I remember this special airing?)
Mailman Mike did a poor job in this episode because he delivered a package meant for the White House to Pee Wee’s Playhouse. AND THAT PACKAGE WAS GRACE JONES! … I think I’d rather have Richard Pryor come in a box.
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